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So I was in line at the grocery store, when I almost fell over laughing.
I didn't, until later.
There was a little girl tugging at her mother's skirt.
Mom probably should have remained quiet though, but instead
she asked, "What" with a stern voice.
While pointing to a grocery list,
the little girl in an equally resolute voice replied,
"Mommy, Mommy you forgot to get batteries for your vibrator."
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